OMG I love Discworld DEATH (I mean, I love all of Discworld, but who doesn't have a soft spot for him?) and while I did indeed blink in confusion, I didn't need to know anything about FMA to enjoy that a lot.

Also, yes, Zhao Yunlan you do need to blackmail Shen Wei into letting you do everything, absolutely.

I really like all these drabbles, you've got a knack for making something short quite meaningful!