*record scratch* *freeze frame*

[presumenothing]

‹ Da Qing

lao zhao you have a pakige

a what

pakige

packag

SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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cracking open a cold one (it's a boy!!)
Part of the 520 Day Reverse Exchange, for plingo_kat!
Rating: G
Length: 1.7k words
Summary:

Zhao Yunlan puts his detective skills elite squad delegation skills to good(?) use.

Comments

[velithya]

Your fic is brilliant and hilarious! :D

[elenothar]

The packige meme has been circulating in my brain on a loop since I read this fic....... XD

[presumenothing]

:D 💖

[presumenothing]

I stoically refuse to believe that, in a hypothetical world where lolcats exist in-universe, one (1) Zhao Yunlan has not photoshopped meme captions onto photos (many) of local cat. Just doesn't happen.

[elenothar]

New headcanon just dropped: Zhao Yunlan and Da Qing definitely had a period of time where they communicated solely via cat memes.

[presumenothing]

Heaven/Haixing/Shen Wei/whoever help the SID if Nyan Cat also happens to exist in-universe, they'd never know peace again…

(meanwhile some poor schmuck spying on the SID like is this code?? secret code?? and no it's just the chief and deputy chief having like maybe 0.3 collective braincells total)

[elenothar]

Imagine Chu Shuzhi, newly sent by HPS, trying to figure out what the hell his new boss and vice boss are on about (he does figure out the 0.3 collective braincells explanation pretty quickly though).