3SF ficlets, part 3! (AU galore edition)

Yet more prompt fills from today's 3 Sentence Ficathon harvest, previous archive posts here and here!

A half-sized batch of four ficlets this time, all Guardian… and all from wildly different AUs! Including yet another crack crossover, because nobody stopped me least of all myself. Please fasten your seat belts when the captain turns the light on, et cetera.

GUARDIAN

( ficlet: daemon au )

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( ficlet: canon-but-apocalypse au )

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( ficlet: SID but timey-wimey, the au )

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GUARDIAN / WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

( ficlet: surprise crossover! ta-daaaa )